Humor in Hotels
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HUMOR IN HOTELS
Ann, then an intern in a hotel found a customer preparing to eat an unwashed orange with dirty hands.
“Let me wash the orange for you.” She said.
“Don’t worry daughter, I’ve taken preventive medicine”. The customer said.
GENEROSITY IN KITCHEN
Two years ago, while preparing spaghetti for a couple, I eavesdropped.
“That cook is mean.” The man said.
“Has he ever cooked for you?” The woman asked.
“Wait until you test the food. It won’t have enough salt.” The man said.
To prove that I was generous, I added three kilograms of salt into the boiling spaghetti.
Joseph felt tired and hungry. He didn’t have energy to walk from his hotel room to the dining hall. He requested for room service through an email: dinner in 223.
No servers. Words appeared on the screen of his laptop.
“Command the security team to look for them.” He shouted. “I’m dying”.
FISH AND DEMOCRACY
Sarah put an order in a restaurant: boiled salt water fish and salad.
The waitress served her salad and fried Tilapia.
“Since when did Tilapia become a saltwater fish?” She asked.
“There is nothing I’d have done. If the Tilapia, during it’s lifetime, decided to stay in fresh water, whom I’m I to force it?” The waitress said.
James was in a car, taking his girlfriend out for dinner. He called the reception of the nearest hotel.
“Prepare black coffee for two”
“O.K Sir.” The receptionist said.
‘Thanks madam”, James said.
“I’m a man; I have a cool voice” The receptionist said.
“In that case, go straight to the kitchen. You don’t know what you have missed.
Teachers started scrambling for drinks during a general meeting in a restaurant.
“Can someone behave like a teacher?” The Hotel Manager said.
Mr. Thomas stomped out and reappeared after seconds and stood on the table, holding a cane.
“Behave like my students.” He said.
“What happened?” A Policeman asked the waiter when investigating a case in which a man had collapsed in the middle of breakfast.
“He started vomiting. He’s recovering in our hotel’s hospital. The post mortem has revealed that, he over ate.” Said the head cook.
Huron, who had been suffering from lack of appetite for months, sort help from a waiter “Which is the best appetizer?”
“Abstaining from eating.” The cook said.
Daub, a researcher, wanted to know the happiest moment of a beverage manager and a lawn attendant.
He asked them separately.
“When the piece of lemon is large enough to occupy three quarters of the available space in a wine glass”. The manager says.
“During tourist off – pick season, when used condoms are few in lawns and fences.” The attendant said.