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MOMBASA INTERNATIONAL SHOW

MOMBASA INTERNATIONAL SHOW

Kenya draws Nigeria at the qualifiers

Kenya draws Nigeria at the qualifiers

Political Entertainment In  Mombasa

Political Entertainment In Mombasa

Balala builds classes

Balala builds classes

Mombasa Games Clinic KICK OFF

Mombasa Games Clinic KICK OFF

VP's House unveiled

VP's House unveiled

SuperSport Lifts Ban on Gor Mahia

SuperSport Lifts Ban on Gor Mahia

Kisima Awards 2012

Kisima Awards 2012

Wanyama nominated for SOYA

Wanyama nominated for SOYA

Kenya to host International Acts

Kenya to host International Acts

Naija Nite

Naija Nite

Students' riots

Students' riots

Football in Kenya

Football in Kenya

News

MOMBASA INTERNATIONAL SHOW

MOMBASA INTERNATIONAL SHOW

By Nicholas Kioko

The five days annual Mombasa International show is a majo....

Kenyan Politics

Kenyan Politics

By Al-Hajj Mtimbiti

 

Kenya's political....

Political Entertainment In  Mombasa

Political Entertainment In Mombasa

By Nicholas Kioko

 

 

Saturday, the second day  of March,2013....

Balala builds classes

Balala builds classes

 

Najib Balala, an aspirant for Mombasa`s governor post, has broken the ground for the c....

Kenya's 1st Presidential Debate

Kenya's 1st Presidential Debate

 

Kenya made history on 11th March 2013 by holding its first ever Presiden....

Kenya to host International Acts

Kenya to host International Acts

 

  

After succesfully hosting R & B singer Akon on the evening of Saturd....

Mombasa Games Clinic KICK OFF

Mombasa Games Clinic KICK OFF

A unique games clinic for secondary school teachers in the six coastal counties was....

ODM Rally

ODM Rally

ODM CAMPAIGNS AT KENYATTA BEACH

Hassan Joho, an aspirant of the post of Mom....

Football in Kenya

Football in Kenya

HOW TO UPGRADE FOOTBALL STANDARDS IN KENYA

Kenya has triumphed in athletics since time immemor....

Naija Nite

Naija Nite

Divas grace Nija Nite

Last Saturday all roads led to the  Ngong’ Racecourse grounds Na....

Kisima Awards 2012

Kisima Awards 2012

The 2012 Kisima Music Awards were held in Nairobi, Kenya on Friday, November 2nd. K....

SuperSport Lifts Ban on Gor Mahia

SuperSport Lifts Ban on Gor Mahia

SuperSport to air Gor vs Leopards FKF Cup match

Football Kenya Federation (FKF) ....

Wanyama nominated for SOYA

Wanyama nominated for SOYA

  Wanyama makes list of Kenya sports personality nominees

Harambee Stars rising s....

Students' riots

Students' riots

  One killed as Mombasa Polytechnic students riot                       ....
VP's House unveiled

VP's House unveiled

The official residence of our Vice President was officially unveiled yesterday, 15th Nov....

Culture and Art

Politics

Articles

Tourism

Showbiz

Sports

Humor in Hotels

HUMOR IN HOTELS

Ann, then an intern in a hotel found a customer preparing to eat an unwashed orange with dirty hands.

“Let me wash the orange for you.” She said.

“Don’t worry daughter, I’ve taken preventive medicine”. The customer said.

 

GENEROSITY IN KITCHEN

Two years ago, while preparing spaghetti for a couple, I eavesdropped.

“That cook is mean.” The man said.

“Has he ever cooked for you?” The woman asked.

“Wait until you test the food. It won’t have enough salt.” The man said.

 To prove that I was generous, I added three kilograms of salt into the boiling spaghetti.

 

NO SERVES

Joseph felt tired and hungry. He didn’t have energy to walk from his hotel room to the dining hall. He requested for room service through an email: dinner in 223.

No servers. Words appeared on the screen of his laptop.

“Command the security team to look for them.” He shouted. “I’m dying”.

 

FISH AND DEMOCRACY

Sarah put an order in a restaurant: boiled salt water fish and salad.

The waitress served her salad and fried Tilapia.

“Since when did Tilapia become a saltwater fish?” She asked.

“There is nothing I’d have done. If the Tilapia, during it’s lifetime, decided to stay in fresh water, whom I’m I to force it?” The waitress said.

 

SOFT VOICE

James was in a car, taking his girlfriend out for dinner. He called the reception of the nearest hotel.

“Prepare black coffee for two”

 “O.K Sir.” The receptionist said.

‘Thanks madam”, James said.

“I’m a man; I have a cool voice” The receptionist said.

“In that case, go straight to the kitchen. You don’t know what you have missed.

 

PROFESSIONAL TOUCH

Teachers started scrambling for drinks during a general meeting in a restaurant.

“Can someone behave like a teacher?” The Hotel Manager said.

 Mr. Thomas stomped out and reappeared after seconds and stood on the table, holding a cane.

“Behave like my students.” He said.

 

POSTMORTEM

“What happened?” A Policeman asked the waiter when investigating a case in which a man had collapsed in the middle of breakfast.

“He started vomiting. He’s recovering in our hotel’s hospital. The post mortem has revealed that, he over ate.” Said the head cook.

 

APPETIZER

Huron, who had been suffering from lack of appetite for months, sort help from a waiter “Which is the best appetizer?”

“Abstaining from eating.” The cook said.

 

BEST MOMENT

Daub, a researcher, wanted to know the happiest moment of a beverage manager and a lawn attendant.

He asked them separately.

“When the piece of lemon is large enough to occupy three quarters of the available space in a wine glass”. The manager says.

“During tourist off – pick season, when used condoms are few in lawns and fences.” The attendant said.